and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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