I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Randomize
