I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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