Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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