Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
It's never too late to be topless.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
