i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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