just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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