it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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