i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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