but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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