The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Randomize
