I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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