Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
