"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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