you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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