JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
