I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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