when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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