i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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