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is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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