using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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