Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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