I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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