: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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