i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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