why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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