The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
i think im in europe. pls send help
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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