I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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