I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
nutella sex= disaster
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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