Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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