I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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