Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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