This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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