So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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