Whod you bang
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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