your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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