I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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