you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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