Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those š
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being āgoodā and 10 being ābanging a studentās fatherā, how bad is it that Iām banging a studentās father?
Randomize
