No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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