You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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