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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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