I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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