they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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