He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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