yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Randomize
