fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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