"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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