I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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