IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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