i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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