Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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