me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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